Office (un)Professionalism

Here at Phillips our office environment isn’t what most would catagorize as ‘normal’ and to excel in our rather unique environment our staff have developed some very specific skills. These include: the ability to protect yourself against random pellet-gun assaults; the talent to effectively wield the handles of a fooseball table; and the problem-solving prowess to figure out how to remove your desk from the tent it was placed in when you were on vacation.

Pranks are always encouraged but should you attempt to pull a quick one on a fellow staff member beware, vengeance is a dish best served anytime….even a year later.